Judge: (voicemail message) Hey, I’m free now for an interview. I’m going to text you to make sure you know.
Me: (via text to judge) Calling in 5
Judge: (on telephone) Did you get my text?
Me: No. What number did you send it to?
Judge: Your phone. 341-xxxx.
Me: Oh, well that’s my work phone. I don’t get texts on my work phone.
Judge: What? You work at a newspaper. How do you not get texts on your work phone?
Me: It makes no sense. Nothing here makes any sense, especially our technology and equipment. Lose my work phone number and send all texts to my personal cell.
Judge: Oh, the 515-xxxx?
Me: Yes. I just sent you a text from there. Did you get it?
Judge: You did? No, I didn’t get it.
Me: (after looking at my phone more closely) Oh, well that’s because I sent it to your house.
Judge: My house doesn’t get text messages.
Me: Yeah, probably not.